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This is a blog I had written back in December 9, 2008 on my old Blogger account and I thought it would be a great addition to this blog too. Just made a few more edits though to reflect the last year. Enjoy my rant of doom…complete with swear words for your enjoyment (or lack thereof…something like that).

You know I blog a lot on MySpace (used to that is), and it’s great and all. People can read about your daily bullshit, the dumb quizzes that ask you the same thing over and over again like “What is your favorite color?” and “Do you miss someone right now?” and I am getting sick of it. So tonight I am going to RANT! That is right, Carrie is going to let it all hang out and not give a crap. Prepare yourselves. And if you don’t want to read….you know where to click. *winks*

Why the fuck are people so insecure when it comes down to friendship? Or why the hell are they just complete ass tards in general when it comes to having a friendship with someone. Even I have my moments and it annoys the hell out of me when I find myself being a total asshole…(yeah people I do realize when I am being a cock sucker most times…) so I’ve sat here and made some catagories of things people do or have done to me in the past.

ASSUMING: It’s like when someone says to me…”Oh you must be mad at me…” and I only talk to them online…how would they know I am mad at them, they can’t see my face usually (unless on cam). The assuming that someone is mad at you just because they didn’t give you enough attention is CRAP! I will let you know if I am mad at you IF I AM MAD AT YOU (and if I am, when the time is right). Don’t assume I am mad, and then put words in my mouth. It’s the most annoying thing. And when people do that to me I have the tendency to just answer with…”If you want me to be mad at ya, I can certainly try.” Seriously. (Yes I am guilty of this…*hangs head in shame*)

EXPECTATIONS: People who expect you to call them back every time they call. Hello! Sometimes I have a life, or I feel like retreating from people because I am not in a place that is conducive with other people like when I am in a negative vibe. No one wants to be around a negative bitchy person and believe me I can get that way, so appreciate it that I am not calling you up unloading all my life’s woes on your shoulders all the time. And when I call you and say “Call MEH!” and you don’t…no worries, I know I’ll kick you in the ball sack some other time. It’s all good yo!

USING: Ahhh the friends who continually ask for things yet never seem to return the favor. We’ve all had them, and luckily I don’t have any that I know of in my life right now. But goddamn do I hate it.

BELIEFS: If you were a recent convert and saved by Jesus….YAY for you, I am so bleeding happy for ya. But DO NOT push your beliefs in my face. Most of my friends are pretty easy going people and I don’t usually have to deal with people like this. Most of us know we can converse about religions, spirituality etc and not get into some major wars about it…yay for maturity! And don’t try to give me the Bible as a gift (even as a joke and BELIEVE me that has happened in the past…HAHAH). It’s annoying.

FRIEND FUCKERS:This is the most annoying one of all. You know those people your friends with that continually “date” or I should say “screw” multiple friends of yours and think it’s ok to fuck em over and cause all sorts of drama inside your circle of friends? Yeah I hate that with a bleeding passion. I know it happens that two people find each other and dig the smell from each others asses (or if you wish use a cutesy term feel free…but I am ranting people so cutesy left a loooong time ago). So they get together and have a lot of sex, One of them claiming that they love each other…and 2 weeks later it all blows up because one of them was really just wanting to get laid and the whole “dating” thing scared em off or the worse is one of em finds out the other is all about dating lots of people and they are the “one person” only type of people. Yeah that always goes over so well! HAH!

KLINGON’S: You know those bitches that just sort of “move in” on your life (not literally….but sometimes it happens) and decide FOR YOU that you guys are “soul friends” and therefore they should be around you at ALL TIMES (mind you even when going to the bathroom….HELLO I AM CHANGING MY TAMPON! Can ya give me some room.) Or just show up at your door one night with jammies in hand and announce “It’s movie night and I am spending the night…” without even asking you first! Oh My Fucking God where did I find this person? And how did I make them feel so damn comfortable to think they can just waltz right in and take over MY fucking TV and couch? (Can’t remember if I have ever done this myself…hmmm must think about it.)

ONLINE STALKERS: Why god why are there people out there (especially on MySpace) that love to go look at what others are doing. I am talking about people who go read other people’s blogs and they are not friends with them anymore. Just to see if there is any new drama they can read up on, maybe a juicy tidbit they can sink their teeth into and perhaps run with and make worse? Or to hurt themselves by reading it…cause you know they are just bitching about you. I’ve done this myself…and it’s completely fucking retarded! I only ended up getting myself more stressed out over someones problem, just not good to do. And I try like hell to not write about personal issues I am having with any person. Cause really it’s something you should just be an adult about and deal with when the time happens that you can. I have been known to do that in the past too. *gah* See I suck!

COMMANDER ASS HATS: The last one is my favorite type of “friend”, you know the kind that come into your life and try to “fix” you, but in a oooh so nice way? They give you advice about what to do with your hair, your clothes, how you speak, what you eat, how you write emails, and how you fucking breathe? Yeah I hate that…or even worse they tell you how to do things you already know how to do and are forceful about it. When that happens I am sitting there in my head wanting to scream at them…“Listen fuck face I’ve been on this earth 30 goddamn years I know how to wipe my own ass, but if it makes you happy please ohhhh PLEASE tell me how to wipe from the front to back again for the 30th goddamn time cause I don’t think I got the info when I was 5!!!!!!!” (I must admit I might’ve done this a time or two….man I really do suck!)

Ah that feels soo much better! I love letting it out. Makes it easier to deal with people on this planet. (P.S. – Dear Mothership…I’m waiting! Take me home!) Anyway let me just finish this off also with…NO IT’S NOT ABOUT YOU! So please don’t send me messages asking me if this is about you, cause it’s not. It’s a GENERALIZATION and if your still my friends then rad…I hate it when people assume shit, cause shit stinks *lol* Anyway love you all, and I swear there will be more happy stuff coming soon. Happy Holidays. And stay away from them crazy Klingons and Commander Asshats!